{"id":1528,"date":"2009-05-26T17:46:35","date_gmt":"2009-05-27T00:46:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cartter.net\/?p=1528"},"modified":"2009-05-26T17:47:40","modified_gmt":"2009-05-27T00:47:40","slug":"saturday-night-cab-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cartter.net\/?p=1528","title":{"rendered":"Saturday Night Cab Story"},"content":{"rendered":"

Had an interesting time on Saturday night. Got a call to pick up passengers at a central Phoenix gaybar (won’t advertise for it. won’t even tell you what it rhymes with.). I had no sooner pulled onto Camelback than the two guys in the back seat started making out.<\/p>\n

Besides my personal beliefs about this type of behavior, this was two guys. Eww.<\/p>\n

I pulled over to the curb and told them they had two choices – knock off the tonsil hockey or get out.<\/p>\n

“You wouldn’t say that if we were a guy and a girl,” said the less bright of the two.<\/p>\n

“A guy and a girl are a normal and non-abominational relationship. Your choices just became one. Get out of my cab.”<\/p>\n

“You can’t do that! We hired you to take us hooooome!” said the second, and now re-evaluated as the less bright of the two.<\/p>\n

I got out, got around to the curbside door, yanked it open, and was reaching for the first one when they agreed to get out under their own power. “You can’t do this! This is discriminatory practice!”<\/p>\n

“This is my car. I set the rules. Go away.”<\/p>\n

I am thinking I need to add a “no gays” note on my account at the cab company. It would keep this from happening in the first place.<\/p>\n

Chat ya later…<\/p>\n

\"cary\"<\/p>\n

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