{"id":24,"date":"2005-08-13T12:33:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-13T19:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cartter.net\/2005\/08\/13\/doctors-visit-the-results\/"},"modified":"2005-08-13T12:33:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-13T19:33:00","slug":"doctors-visit-the-results","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cartter.net\/?p=24","title":{"rendered":"Doctor&#8217;s Visit &#8211; the Results"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it seems the doctor didn&#8217;t like my cholesterol and triglyceride numbers. OK, they would make a really decent bowling average and a terrific outer-loop interstate number, respectively. So &#8211; what does that mean to me, an average, middle-aged white guy? It means I have to drop my Real Thing habit. Now. It means I can no longer feast on white rice, white pasta, white bread, or white sugar. Great. That&#8217;s most of my &#8220;diet.&#8221; Steak is on the less-desirable list, but chicken and fish are preferred. The Other White Meat is lower in preference than the chicken and fish, but higher than the beef.<\/p>\n<p>As far as an exercise program, he said to start one. I asked him how he knew I wasn&#8217;t already exercising &#8211; he said he could tell. Maybe the Krispy Kreme in my hand gave it away, or the gut the box from Krispy Kreme was sitting on&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it seems the doctor didn&#8217;t like my cholesterol and triglyceride numbers. OK, they would make a really decent bowling average and a terrific outer-loop interstate number, respectively. So &#8211; what does that mean to me, an average, middle-aged white guy? It means I have to drop my Real Thing habit. Now. It means I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[1],"class_list":["post-24","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cartter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cartter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cartter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cartter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cartter.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cartter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cartter.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cartter.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cartter.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}