{"id":2418,"date":"2010-10-06T07:36:04","date_gmt":"2010-10-06T14:36:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cartter.net\/?p=2418"},"modified":"2010-10-06T07:36:04","modified_gmt":"2010-10-06T14:36:04","slug":"oil-meet-water","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cartter.net\/?p=2418","title":{"rendered":"Oil, Meet Water"},"content":{"rendered":"

3 year old, meet urine specimen cup.<\/p>\n

I’m gonna go wash my hands.<\/p>\n

Again.<\/p>\n

Chat ya later…<\/p>\n

\"cary\"<\/p>\n

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3 year old, meet urine specimen cup. I’m gonna go wash my hands. Again. Chat ya later… Thank you for stopping by, In GOD We Trust, God bless you all, don’t buy or breed cats or dogs while homeless pets die (spay, neuter & adopt a pet, one by one, until there are none), Wear […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[167],"tags":[915,54,209,878],"class_list":["post-2418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-in-god-we-trust","tag-in-god-we-trust","tag-meg","tag-wear-red-on-friday","tag-wednesday"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cartter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cartter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cartter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cartter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cartter.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2418"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.cartter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2418\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2419,"href":"https:\/\/www.cartter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2418\/revisions\/2419"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cartter.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cartter.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cartter.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}