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Post Turtle

June 6th, 2008 . by Cary

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, ‘Well, ya know, Obama is a ‘post turtle’.”

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a ‘post turtle’ was.
The old rancher said, “When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a ‘post turtle’.”

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain. “You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there.”

Just thought I would share this bit of wisdom from my friend.

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6 Responses to “Post Turtle”

  1. comment number 1 by: kris

    “You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there.”

    Love it! It’s funny, because it’s true.

  2. comment number 2 by: Samantha West

    Giggle! Giggle! Giggle! I will have to remember this analogy and use it in one of my novels!

  3. comment number 3 by: cary

    kris – the best jokes usually are.

    Samantha: let me know when you do, I’ll buy a second copy just for the autograph!

  4. comment number 4 by: jim b

    I love that story!

  5. comment number 5 by: cary

    Jim b – thank you! got it from a friend who thought I would enjoy it. She was right.

    Thanks for stopping by!


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