First, a very secret message to my fellow members of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy:

We’ve been found out. Alicia Keys, of all people, has figured out that whitey invented gansta rap so all the impressionable black folk would go around killing each other. We’re going to have to come up with another plan, since we’ve been outed on this one. Please leave your ideas in the comment section here. One good by-product of this discovery – maybe rap will now go the way of disco. I know, one can only hope…

Next, a quick update about my weekend. I know I usually get this done on Monday, but here’s the rundown:

Saturday was the community-wide yard sale. Like good do-bees, we put our prized possessions on our driveway and stood in the sun for most of the morning. In the process, The Most Beautiful Woman in the World (delicate flower that she is) managed to get sunburned on her feet, legs, arms, and face.

(Quick side note – during the course of the morning, a lady stopped by wearing a red shirt with Dale Jr,’s name and old number on it. I mentioned that I liked her shirt. She asked if I was a fan of NASCAR, and I allowed that I did manage to follow it somewhat closely. She asked who I liked, and I told her I’ve always followed Junior’s exploits, but since Senior died I’ve spread my attention to a few others – like Jeff Burton, Dale Jarrett, Michael Waltrip – but watching Junior will always be fun. She walked back to her car, and brought over a couple of Junior’s new hats – one in each sponsor (National Guard and Mountain Dew), a shirt/hat/lanyard combo in the black number 3 scheme, and two 1:24 scale die casts of Junior’s new cars. She showed them to me, and I said they were pretty sharp – then she handed the whole batch to me and said “I’m sharing today, I’ve got more of this stuff than I know what to do with. I’m headed to the track after this.” That was cool.)

Anyway – Monday morning, TMBWitW wakes up with really bad sun pains. She called in, then waited for the doctor’s office to open so she could get medical advice. She had brought work home on Friday, as is her habit, and she had plenty to do besides, so she pretty much hogged – er, was on the computer most of the day yesterday.

So, that’s my weekend. How was yours?

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Wearing my Patriot today. Are YOU wearing red?

Third show is complete, and, if I do say so myself, it went pretty well. Listen to it and rate it here!

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No linky-love today, sorry. Do be a dear and check out the blogrolls, though.

I’m Thinking of the “O” Word on BlogTalkRadio tomorrow morning – I’ll be discussing Arizona’s Proposition 100, Arizona’s leading anti-DUI efforts, some driving tips, and possibly equal time for the cats. – 0700 Pacific, 1000 Eastern. Call in number is (347) 838-9573. I dare you to call in.

I double dare you.

I better get going – TMBWitW’s benefits company wants proof that the dependents she is claiming are really hers – so I have to find the marriage license. Anyone seen it lately? I have no idea which file to check first…

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Here it is Tuesday, and I missed posting on Monday.

Sorry ’bout that. MEG comes first.

OK – I enjoy watching Carl Edwards doing backflips. Especially when they vindicate murmurs of winning by skirting the rules. He just plain out-drove the field at Texas, didn’t he?

Friday’s show – this one coming up – will be covering Arizona’s Proposition 100, and the groups who are lined up to sue against it. Since last week I talked about the dogs, the cats are demanding equal airtime. Figures.

So – how was your weekend?

Friday, the block fence was completed, and Monday the gate was installed. Pretty nice gate, too – a four foot gate for personnel, and a 6’6″ additional gate that opens wider for vehicle access. Now, the trailer is easier to stow.

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Wearing my Lightning Sharp today. Are YOU wearing red?

Second show is complete: listen to it and rate it here! I’m getting the hang of this talk-radio thing. I’m also learning very quickly to have a good stock of subjects ready to go.

For those of you who listen: The wall is coming along nicely, thank you.

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