What Kind of Dog?
March 11th, 2008 . by Cary
The professions are off, but there you have it.
Did you notice I’m in a “quiz” mood?
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The professions are off, but there you have it.
Did you notice I’m in a “quiz” mood?
Thank you for stopping by, God bless you all, Wear Red on Fridays, and support Warriors for Innocence!
(note to global warming idiots: it’s always hot in the summer around here, because it’s the desert. that’s what happens in the desert – it gets hot in the summer. go back to wishing you hadn’t mailed out the ‘polar bears are dying from lack of ice’ whiney flyer that arrived after news of the thickest polar ice cap in years being formed has reached most people.)
This is also the time of year when people in cooler areas of the country (anywhere there is snow, for example) start thinking about the fact that the bowl games, and, more recently, the Super Bowl, were played here, and the weather didn’t suck. The FBR Open showed green fairways and fans wearing shirtsleeves with frosty beers in their hands. In a few weeks PIR will be the center of NASCAR’s universe, and again, fans will be shown in shirtsleeves and shorts, while the rest of the country is still thawing out. These people in the cooler areas of the country are processing all these scenes of joyful nice weather gatherings, and calculating how much it would cost to move out here.
I have one request to make of those of you considering such a move: give me a call in July, or August, and arrange to come out and spend the week. I can’t guarantee a good time, because I won’t be leaving the house unless absolutely necessary, and even then only in the early mornings hours before the sun comes up. Are you kidding? I don’t go outside after 110 on the thermometer, unless it’s for really, really, really cheap golf rates – and even then, only with enough ice and water to make a penguin uncomfortable. Now, think about this: those days are, more often than not, found in groups of 100 or more. Yes, more than 100 days over 110 more often than not. That means that for a third of the year, you never leave the house.
It just dawned on me that you have that issue now – only because you are snowed in and CAN’T leave the house for over a third of the year. Huh. Just blew my own argument out of the water. How’s that for talented?
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Here’s the warning:
A “heads up” for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends. Here’s how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 21 to 25 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say “No” and instead ask you for a ride to another store.
You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen January 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 20th, & 24th. Also February 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 15th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale for $ 1.99
No no, don’t thank me – this is a public service announcement.
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I’m attempting to offload some stuff that seems to be gathering dust around here. Craigslist seems to be the best bet for me, since PayPal and eBay can’t seem to find my bank in order to verify my account. (for the record, I still bank with a rather unknown, hard-to-find place called “Bank of America”)
What am I offering, you ask?
A piano (George Steck, upright or console, depending on how pianophile-ish you are):

An electric cement mixer:
An electric lawn mower:

A Grumpy shirt, with the namepatch mis-applied:

If you are interested, drop me a comment or e-mail (top of left column is the contact info). Otherwise, I’m going to have to fight with PayPal about whether or not Bank of America is a real bank.
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February 12, 2008
Dear Fellow Conservative;
As an American Conservative, I have some sad news to tell you today. I also have some good news that I will share with you.
You have probably noticed that your only choice for president, in this election, is a liberal. I know, some will try to claim some modest level of conservatism but a careful look under the cloak of half truths you will find a liberal standing before you. Recognizing this fact and preparing for the inevitable, barring some miracle, will only help us to rise to the challenge. Now is not the time to turn away or blindly thrust your head in the sand. There is work to be done.
Our congress is another disaster. It cannot accomplish a single task and has stalled our nation. This may too fall to the liberals who are so eager for power. They will quickly remind you of their superior intellect and their determination to save the world through the failed philosophy of socialism. They may strive to make some dramatic changes to our great nation and if we sit back and do nothing, they will succeed.
The good news is that there is a chink in the armor of liberalism. Liberalism demands power and dominance and our constitution puts us in charge. Oh, they will try and put you at ease and say they got it all under control. They may even try to silence the critiques of their grand schemes, but as long as we stick together they will remain impotent.
Keeping power is more important to the liberal then their ideals. They will sacrifice any and all who stand in the way of power. They must come back to “we the people” to retain that brass ring. If we turn our backs and walk away from the right to vote that so many have died for, we have let them win.
Now is our finest hour. We the Moral Conservative Majority have the ultimate trump card in our hand. We have the capacity to dethrone them and there is nothing they can do to keep us from it. We have the election process and the impeachment process at our disposal. All we need to do is stay organized and informed.
We have the ability to feed and support each other knowing that, no one of us has all the answers. The liberals in their superior then thou throne rooms have only themselves. It has been measured that conservatives make up more than three-fourths of our great nation. We come in every political bent; Republican, Democrat, Independent, Libertarian, Constitutional, Green, and so many more.
Set aside your political affiliation and take a moment to focus on your core conservative beliefs. We are the people of the United States of America and we can set the agenda. Let us start by unifying in conservative locations, both in body and on the Internet. Each of us has unique talents and knowledge that can help all of us keep our government in check. If each of us does three things we can make a difference and save this nation. All three of these things are in everyone’s reach no matter your race religion or financial standing.
1. Stay informed of what is going on around you.
2. Share and interpret this information with everyone and anyone you can.
3. Write letters and hold your representatives feet to the fire, from the neighborhood watch to the President of the United States.
The first one should be a breeze; you live and work where you are. You know those around you and what goes on where you live. You don’t need to stretch much to make a difference.
The second one will require you to actually act on what you believe and know. No matter your specialty, interpret and report to fellow conservatives what you see and hear. The liberal media isn’t going to help us stay informed. We will have to blog and spend time on forums to pass information along. We will have to spend a few minutes each day getting the word out and taking in what is going on elsewhere that may affect us. Use the knowledge and skill of fellow conservatives to keep you informed.
The third one will be our shining star, reminding the pandering power mongers who is really in charge. They won’t make a move against a unified body of conservatives bent on taking away the only thing that really matters to them, power. They will follow lock step as a bull firmly grasped by the ring in his nose, if we stay engaged.
I would like to take this moment to recommend a place to share and build conservative unity, the
American Conservative Forum. This is not just a fun hang out, but a place for serious conservatives who want to take America back and hold our leaders accountable. A place for people who are willing to do their part and use their God given talents and skills to keep our government in check, by informing the rest of us so we can act in mass.
Many of us have become disenfranchised from our government and we have cast our one vote away. It is no longer about one vote. It is about all of us, as one, casting a vote for conservative principals totaling epic proportions of conservative presence in American Politics. We have failed to unify for almost one hundred years and we have been given the government we deserve.
Are YOU ready to take it back?
Take your first step. Post, print or email this message to everyone you know. Join the
American Conservative Forum and let’s start restoring America.
Sincerely,
Links:
American Conservative Forum — http://amcon.proboards99.com/index.cgi
My Web Home – http://ablursspot.blogspot.com
Folks, this is a request for all CONSERVATIVES, no matter their voting preference, to band together and take back the reigns of power from those who would strangle this country with them.
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