You are obviously in a Very Important Hurry. Your Jeep Liberty’s V-8 is screaming as you force your way through traffic at 6:20 in the morning, darting from lane to lane in an attempt to maintain a clear shot, concentration on your face like a cop on his way to a donut shop. Thank you for using your turn signals, no matter how briefly. At the point where the two lane road gains a third lane, you take that far right lane, knowing that it will be – yes! Clear through the intersection! Never mind that it will disappear right after the intersection – you’ll deal with that when it happens.

What’s this? You’re slowing down – your right turn signal is on – oh, you’ve reached your Very Important Destination – the 24 hour adult shop!

Dude, if you’re that desperate, you need professional help.