Red Friday
February 22nd, 2008 . by Cary
My cousin, the one who sent me last Friday’s funny, sent me this one this week:
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What? Too many shakes?
UPS – 1, FedEx – 0
Just one – that’s all I ask – just let me touch one of them…
Hmmm, let’s try spelling first, and then move on to more complicated subjects…
I think it was the FedEx driver:
This wouldn’t happen to be by the school that teaches Arithetic, would it?
Sometimes, a name change would be a good idea…
Hey, take me to the cleaners!
Don’t rush me – this is a very important decision…
Turns out I can’t there from here, anyway.
Little known fact: CMT’s new series, My Redneck Wedding, was inspired by this sign:
Oh, the Joys! Oh, the Blessings! Oh, the College Tuition!
Uhm, logic check, lane one …
Actually, kind of a relief, wouldn’t you say?
Take two languages, both with idiosyncrasies, idioms, and a tricky sentence structure, and mix goodly:
The cow jumped over the what?
Hay, Martha! Feed ’em some burritos, and let’s go!
I think I know what happened to Mr. FedEx here…
Oh, the shame of not knowing how to react…
I – I – I just don’t know what to say here…
Grass? What grass? Oh, I get it – it’s one of those preachy, “artsy-fartsy” anti-drug messages, man…
Now, I don’t feel so bad for failing physics…
Now hiring for what? Short term employment?
Don’t drink and make road signs, you mean…
It must have been the FedEx driver!
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Have a safe weekend, and come back soon!
Thank you for stopping by, God bless you all, Wear Red on Fridays, and support Warriors for Innocence!
Thanks, now my sides hurt. Need possible warning for this blog entry.
God Bless you, Cary, and Thanks!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL……infinity!
Thanks, ablur – I’ll remember that for next time – maybe!
Glad to help you finish your week, Loon.
It’s also good to know that my readers have twisted sense of humor also.
Cary – Some fantastic and very amusing pictures.
Thanks for sharing!
You are welcome, Ed – thank YOU for stopping by!
these pics had me laughing so hard I was crying. thanks for posting them.
You are most welcome, Doug!