I’m going to leave this one up top for a bit:

I am hereby inviting you to visit Harvest Christian Fellowship, the church I belong to. It is located at 2232 West Campbell, in Phoenix, in the Middle East Baptist Church building. Harvest Christian Fellowship is a Church of the Word. We meet Thursday evening at 7:00 p.m. and Sunday afternoon at 1:30 p.m. Come on by and see if what I look like is the same as what you think I do.