Note: The following is HUMOR. If you are humor impaired, or just plain liberal, please ask a conservative to explain it to you:

Just got a new Infiniti QX56 a few days ago. I returned to the dealer the next day because I couldn’t figure out how the radio worked.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

“Watch this,” he said, “Nelson!” The radio replied, “Ricky or Willie?”

“Willie!,” he said … and “On The Road Again” came from the speakers.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I’d say,”Beethoven,” I’d get beautiful classical music, and if I said “Beatles,” I’d get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them.

“Idiots!!” I yelled.

Suddenly the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, and Bill Clinton on sax.

I love this car.