Found this while surfing today, I’m sorry I can’t remember the site it came from…

Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans, and Southern Republicans?

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.What do you do?

Democrat’s Answer: Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor, or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day, and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

Republican’s Answer:BANG!

Southern Republican’s Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click…..(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.

Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?”

On the campus of a Whittier, CA high school, some “peaceful demonstrators” pulled this stunt.

As a veteran, I don’t know whether to cry or start rounding up my friends. We’ll take care of this if the government doesn’t. We’re still under oath.

This is in direct violation of the US Flag Code. The only time another country’s flag is flown above your own is when that country has invaded or declared that your country is subject to their rule.

I’m throwing the BS flag at that one, right now.

Lawmakers, peace officers, leaders, you better do something in the legal arena before I get upset enough to take matters into my own hands.

MainStreamMedia, when I start taking up arms against this invading force, will you portray me as a “Freedom Fighter” or as a “Terrorist”?

For another view, read Ogre’s post.

Gonnahavetotakemattersintomyownhandsrealsoon…

Go here. Now.

Let the morons on the hill know how you feel.

Driving home from work yesterday afternoon, with all the “protestors” out driving around in their cars (with Arizona plates on them – if they aren’t citizens, how are they registering their cars?) waving the flag of a foreign country, I couldn’t help but feel that we are, in fact, under attack. We are being invaded, and it’s been going on insidiously for some time now.

In the interest of supporting the oath I took many years ago, I would like to invite all of the illegal immigrants in this country to go home now. Go back to your country of origin now or be considered a hostile force intent on vanquishing this country. As a hostile force intent on vanquishing this country, you are now a free-ranging target. Please don’t act surprised, shocked, or indignant when you feel the buckshot enter your leg. Also, don’t bother suing – you don’t have any rights, since you are not a citizen.

Don’t get me wrong – I support legal, lawful immigration.

If you are in this country illegally, go home and try again through a port of entry. We have quotas for the number of immigrants from each country that are allowed in each year. This is to avoid being overrun by any one ethnic group. The fact that there are millions of illegal immigrants in the country tells me two things – the quotas work (and should be adhered to), and the illegal immigrants are breaking the law.

Flying the flag of your country of origin and claiming a love and allegience to the US is contradictory. You are confused, now go home.

Your employer gave you paid time off to participate in the march? What’s your employer’s name? If you are in the country illegally, your employer is breaking the law also, and he is helping the invasion along by supporting the invaders. That’s treason.

Bunchamoronstryingtotakeoverthecountry…

Tags: Amnesty ,Illegal Immigrants , morons , invasion

This is a full-on crock.

In case you have been hiding under a rock, several thousands of illegal immigrants and their “supporters” have been marching on cities across the nation, to show their support for the Kennedy-McCain fiasco. Most of these marches have been given, by the city they were held in, police protection or escort.

Hello? What part of “illegal” do you all not understand? If the immigrant went around a legal entry point, and is living/working/mooching here, then they are breaking the law. Arrest their sorry butts and ship them back to their country of origin, don’t provide police escorts for their demonstrations!

Now, the bill itself – after a certain number of years working in the US, the illegal immigrant only needs to pay a fine, prove English competency, and they will receive their citizenship papers. Can we apply this to other crimes? Steal a car, drive it for a while, pay a fine, and prove you can maintain it according to the owner’s manual, and it’s yours. Squat in a newly built home for a while, pay a fine, recite the address, and the house is yours.

Oh, but that”s different, you say? So, your citizenship in this country is not a precious and valued possesion? Giving it away to anyone who can avoid the law for a set amount of time is acceptable?

Not in the country I fought for. Not in the country I grew up in. Not while I can still breathe, and protest the treatment of the LEGAL immigrants, and the CURRENT, LEGAL citizens.

McCain used to be one of my choices for a longer political life. Not anymore. I will vote against him every chance I get. Kennedy was never a holder of my respect, since I abhor those who abdicate responsibility for their actions (driving off a bridge and leaving his date to drown, while he sat and pondered how this event would affect his political aspirations), so his fate is best left to those with more feeling for him.

My family used to be Democrats. They all used to vote straight ticket. A couple of generations ago, we started looking at the whole candidate, and began to vote mostly Republican. Now, I am looking very strongly at Independant candidates. Whatever happened to politicians who actually cared about THIS country? What happened to watching out for the people who elected you? Now, the politicos are all trying to woo the “Latino” vote – here’s a clue – if they aren’t CITIZENS, they shouldn’t be VOTING!

Bunchamoronsrunningthiscountryanymore…

Tags: Kennedy , McCain , Amnesty ,Illegal Immigrants , morons