Write me in, folks. I’ll have the papers filed shortly.
This is the post that led to this decision. It’s on Jenn’s blog, and there is some language involved.
I can hear you wondering, “Cary, what do you know about running the country?”
I know enough not to let armed invaders get away without some ventilated clothing.
I know enough not to let non-citizens claim rights under our constitution.
I know enough not to allow illegal immigrants to benefit from the hard work of the American citizens and legal immigrants.
I know enough to actually assign jobs to people trained in the area, and then get the h3ll out of their way while they do the job to the best of their ability.
I know enough that unless this country gets a leader with the intestinal fortitude to actually lead this country instead of letting other country’s public opinion dictate the leaders’ actions, this country won’t exist for very long.
Mr. Bush, with all respect due to the office you are holding, you aren’t doing the job I voted for you to do. Get your act together. When I take office, I will need to get a lot done real quick, and I would rather not have to un-do everything you’ve done.
Cabinet and support staff position candidates, please leave a comment briefly outlining your beliefs and abilities. My press secretary will be Texas Fred – because he won’t put up with any crap – from the MSM or from me. All other positions (with the exceptions of First Lady, First Daughter, and First Dogs/Cats) are open.
Don’t worry, Liberals will have a place in my administration also – after all, without bad examples, the rest of the country would have to make the same mistakes they did.
I promise to look after THIS country’s best interests first. Yes, there will be some hard rows ahead, but what doesn’t kill you will only make you stronger.
I will post my dirty secrets here, so there won’t be any “shocking discoveries” made later.
Thank you for stopping by, God bless you all, Wear Red on Fridays, support the Freedom Project, and write in Cary Cartter for President in 2008!
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